How do I take it?

1. Fastest acting: Put it under your tongue and hold it there for 30-60 seconds. Yeah, it’s a long time, but it lets you savor the flavor. This method allows the THC to directly enter your bloodstream via capillaries in your gums. Boom! Should hit you in like, 5-30 minutes.

2. Eat/drink it: When you eat/drink cannabis it gets processed by your liver, which changes how and when it affects you. This can take anywhere from 20 minutes to 3 hours, so beware before taking more. Add your dose to your beverage, to whatever you’re baking, or just right on top of your cereal.

How much should I take?

Well, how much do you usually take? Do you want to be higher than that or not as high? For one person 10mg of THC is a ton, for someone else it’s nothing. Don’t ask us, man.

0.5ml =16mg THC.

0.25ml = 8mg THC.

1ml = 32mg THC… See the pattern here?

What’s in this stuff?

1. ~95% = MCT Oil - That’s a more liquidy version of coconut oil. It’s pretty good for you, and people take it as a supplement.

2. ~4% = Cannabis Oil - This is the good shit. It’s cannabis that’s been squeezed and refined to almost pure THC.

3. ~1% or less = Natural and artificial flavors and sweeteners - Yeah, it’s vague, but that’s how the flavor game goes. The sweetener is Neotame, if you must know.
   

What strain? // Is it Indica or Sativa?

The answer to this question is no.

We use a super-refined cannabis extract in this product, that means it’s almost entirely THC. No terpenes, no flavonoids, no other plant matter. That means any indicator of the strain is completely gone, it doesn’t matter. It’s just THC, ok?

If you actually want to know if it’ll make you tired, happy, paranoid, giggly, etc. you’re asking the wrong fundamental question, my friend. Strain differences in themselves are highly debated, then give two people the same thing and ask how it affects them, it’s a complete crap shoot. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Try it, start (s)low, see if you like it, and see what it does for you. If you don’t like it, just try something else.

This got me too high/didn’t get me high. What gives?

Every single batch must be tested by a third party lab for potency, among other things, before it hits the shelf. We’re held to a higher standard in this regard than anything else you can buy or eat. We guarantee you that the potency on the box is what’s in the bottle.

Weed in different forms affects different people differently… predictability is for a different substance. Take it from this person who emailed us: